Did you know that definitely is the most misspelled word in the English language?
One of the most common ways to misspell definitely is to use an “a” where there should be an “i” and write the word as definately. This is an easy mistake to make. When we pronounce the word definitely out loud, we make an “uh” sound on the third syllable (called a schwa): def-in-uht-ly. Since the “uh” sound is often spelled with an “a,” it makes sense that definitely should have an “a.” It doesn’t. But then, when has the English language ever made sense?
When people are really confused, they write the word defiantly, which won’t get flagged in your spellcheck because it’s a real word. It comes from the verb “to defy.”
Definitely, on the other hand, comes from the word “finite,” which means to be bound by something or to have limits.
And this is the key thing for you to remember if you want to spell definitely correctly: it comes from the word “finite.” De-finite-ly.
To help you remember this, I have written a very short story.
The Tale of the Defiant Jerk, Whose Time On This Earth Was Limited
Once upon a time, there was a guy who decided that this was the day he was going to win the nuclear pie-eating contest. His girlfriend told him he was being foolish.
He said to her defiantly, “I can break the record. Those other people have limited willpower, and I am the king of contests.”
“No, you can’t,” she said. “It’s no good trying to defy nature. The size of your stomach is finite. It’s been proven definitively. It’s de-finite-ly true.”
But he ate the pie anyway, because he knew he was defin-ate-ly right.
And exploded.
He destroyed an infinite number of planets. What a jerk.
I guess his intelligence was finite, too.
Definitely.
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This post is dedicated to Pat Sponaugle and Nicole Roder. Thanks for reading!
Image from Wikimedia Commons
For further reading on definitely, please check out these links:
Common Errors in English Usage: Definate
Time For A New Year’s Resolution? Definately? Defiantly? Definitely!
Stay tuned for Monday’s post, where I will endeavour to entrap the elusive letter E…
© Sue Archer and Doorway Between Worlds, 2015
Every writing day I wish I had listened better and studied more in spelling class. Now I rely on proof readers, and dictionaries. I loved your story, and laughed when he exploded.
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Hi, Rhonda! That’s great to hear I tickled your funny bone. 🙂 I think no matter how much we pay attention, there’s always going to be those words that are challenging for us!
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Haha! Nuclear pie sounds like it’d wreak havoc with ones’ digestion.
I misspelled definitely for *years*. Even now, I have to tell myself, “it’s with an “i” numbskull.” 😉
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Yes, it’s not a food that I would want to volunteer to eat, even if it is in pie form!
And definitely is one of those words that haunt us all. 🙂
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Definitely liked this post. 🙂
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Thanks, Maryann! Good one. 🙂
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On top of having problem writing definitely…I am sometimes not sure when to use definitely and definitively….your example will make me smile when I hear definitely…remembering the exploding pie.
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Hi Nicole, I’m glad it made you smile!
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That story was definitely delightful!
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Thanks, Pat. I was thinking about your excellent micro fiction when I wrote it. 🙂
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🙂
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Loved your story. Now when I spell ‘definitely,’ I’ll think of exploding pie-eaters. 🙂
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Thanks, Carrie! Happy to add that image to your repertoire. 😉
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LOL – love the tale 🙂 I always, always spell this one wrong on first try and have to correct it. I know I’m going to spell it wrong, I even try not to, but my fingers have the wrong muscle memory and I have to just live with editing it afterwards :). Word’s little red lines are very useful for that.
Tasha
Tasha’s Thinkings | Wittegen Press | FB3X (AC)
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Thanks, Tasha! Yes, it’s good we have those editing tools to help us when our fingers go astray.
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Sometimes there are mistakes to be made that I wish I hadn’t heard of. I’ll be paranoid about spelling definitely forever now, and I’m sure I’ve always had it right. Separately, however… well I guess that’ll come with S 😀
Jemima
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I’m sure you have had it right! 🙂 Thanks for commenting, Jemima. As far as S goes…the rogue word for that day is still a Secret, but…shhh…you could very well be on to something! 😉
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For the longest time, I would spell “definitely” as “definately” and rely on spellcheck to correct it for me. Not proud of that, but I eventually saw the light. 🙂
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Hi, IC! Glad you were able to kick that habit, it’s not easy!
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haha – so the moral of the story is if I spell ‘definitely’ wrong, I could explode. BTW, I gave a shout out to your blog on my letter ‘D’ post on FictionZeal.com. 🙂
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Thank you, Diane! I appreciate it! Glad you found my post entertaining. 🙂
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That was a great story. Definitely!!!! My word I always have to look up is occasion (here I go to Google to check the spelling). I always want to put an extra ‘i’ into it. Your story makes me think of the pie-eating contest in the movie “Stand By Me” where the kid regurgitates everything he has eaten all over the audience of people that have been mean to him. I once used that scene as an introduction video on a presentation I did in a Nursing Management class. Great post!!!
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Thanks so much, SD. 🙂 I had forgotten all about that scene from Stand by Me! That must have been some Nursing Management class, I’ll bet your students had a lot of fun with it. (And I’ll tell you now, I think you are going to like my post for O. So stay tuned.)
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Oh, I wasn’t the teacher, I was the student – it was in Grad school. They talked about that presentation for a long time after that. Post for O. Can’t wait!
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Even better to be the one who gets to watch and enjoy!
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Haha. That was a great story to go with your word. I always spell definitely wrong. Cappuccino too. Got any tricks for that one?
~Patricia Lynne aka Patricia Josephine~
Member of C. Lee’s Muffin Commando Squad
Story Dam
Patricia Lynne, Indie Author
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Oooh, cappuccino. Nope, not off the top of my head. I’m having so much fun with this series, though, I may need to make this a regular blog feature in future. If I do, I will make sure your word is on the list. Adding it to my notebook now!
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I hold my hand up to having trouble spelling this word. Just stopping by from a link on Diane Coto’s blog FictionZeal today. Happy Blogging.
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Good to see you, Rosie! Thanks for stopping by. Happy blogging to you as well!
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The schwa is to blame for lots of common misspellings. (Yay — someone else who knows what a schwa is!) Most people spell words the way they hear those words pronounced, and if they hear every short vowel as a generic “uh”…
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Schwa is such an interesting word. Much more exciting than “uh….” 🙂 And yes, it doesn’t help that we pronounce our vowel sounds in all sorts of weird ways!
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I love that suggestion to look at the word differently. I’ve never thought of it as including “finite” before, but I’m happy for the new outlook. That’s my favorite thing about words–there’s so much more to them than just what we perceive!
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Welcome, Cortney! Thanks for stopping by and commenting. It’s great, isn’t it, when we suddenly see why a word is constructed a certain way. I love that sense of discovery, too. 🙂
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That story was definitely fun! 🙂
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Thanks, I’m glad!
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Definately is definitely one of my pet hates. Round here, they even pronounce it with the emphasis on “ate”. Ugh!
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Wow, really? No wonder people have trouble spelling it!
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Yes, so many people are convinced that is the correct way to spell and pronounce it.
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Wow! That was de-finite-ly a great post!! The short story was cherry on the cake!
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Thanks, Parul!
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Well, definitely is even more tricky in Scotland. People pronounce it as “def-un-et-ly”, which isn’t how it’s spelt at all! Thinking of finite is a good tip.
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Yikes! Yes, that would be a challenge. I’m glad my tip was helpful!
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That difference between pronunciation and spelling in the english language is really tricky. Definitely is a great example of that, the pronunciation doesn’t help with figuring out the spelling at all.
Another one that can be super confusing for foreigners is though vs tough. Spelled exactly the same save for the h at the start, yet the ‘gh’ at the end is pronounced completely differently!
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I hadn’t run across that difficulty, Celine, but that makes a lot of sense. Have you found there are challenges in pronouncing though and tough, or just spelling them? I’m curious, because this might be a good contender for the letter T!
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Well I’m a bit of an unusual case because I learned English at such a young age, so I never had any more trouble than an English kid — at least not that I remember — but I know people who struggled to pronounce it when reading aloud at first. Likewise with spelling it – there’s no rule to explain why gh suddenly sounds like ‘f’.
Actually, another one that I know people have struggled with is where the i goes when next to an e. We had a little song growing up: “i before e, except after c’.
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Thanks, Celine! Oh yes, I before E is another one…I’m going to have some fun with that one soon, stay tuned! 🙂
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I actually do spell it lots of times as defiantly. Than I have to go to google to find the right spelling. Good trick for getting the spelling right.
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I’m glad you like my trick, Sonia! I hope it helps you. 🙂
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I never would have guessed this word was so commonly misspelled!
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Personally, I have never had trouble with this particular one, so I was surprised to find this out as well. Based on the comments today, this word is pronounced in many different ways depending on the region. With my “flat” Canadian accent, where I say it more like an ih than an uh, it isn’t too much trouble for me. 🙂
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What a lovely theme for the A-Z challenge! I used to struggle with Definitely vs defiantly all the time … I actually tried to do definately, and autocorrect would change it to defiantly. I fixed it using the ‘finite’ trick too!
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Hi, Liza! It’s great to meet you. Thank you for commenting – I’m glad you like my theme. That autocorrect function can get us into so much trouble! Happy to hear that “finite” has worked for you. 🙂
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I used to spell it wrong all the time. That and embarrassed, convenient, guarantee, etc. If it wasn’t for spell checker, my writing would be illegible.
N J Magas, author
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Oh, embarrassed – that’s another one that I have found embarrassing when I forget how to spell it! I’m adding those words to my list of potential future posts, thank you. 🙂
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That tale was so funny! I always have to look up “definitely”, too, because I am tempted to put an ‘a’ where the 2nd ‘i’ should go. 🙂
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I’m glad you liked it! 🙂
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That story was a good laugh! XD I have a friend that ALWAYS uses defiantly and it makes my eyes twitch! She is such a good writer, so how… how… 😥
Alex Hurst, A Fantasy Author in Kyoto
A-Z Blogging in April Participant
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Yay, I made you laugh! 🙂 It’s like we all have a particular word that is our Achilles’ heel…definitely is not mine, but I have others. 🙂
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Oh, I’ll remember that. ‘Definitely’ is a word that I do get wrong and have to spell check on, although it’s usually because I put the ‘e’ on the wrong side of the ‘l’. Now I feel better knowing that I’m not the only one who keeps slipping up with this. Just checking to make sure I definitely spelt it right in this comment.
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I’m glad my post will be useful for you! And you did get it right 🙂 … I can’t count how many times I’ve made an error in a comment, my fingers go faster than my brain!
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Same here. When I’m writing to people in chat I make tonnes of mistakes. Sometimes I’ll even write a combination of two words, like my mind has already jumped ahead in the sentence but my fingers haven’t caught up.
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I used to misspelled “definitely” all the time. And this wasn’t such a long time ago. 😉 I always had to rely on spell check to fix it for me. It took a while for me to get the hang of spelling it correctly. I didn’t use an “a” but I’d forget the second “e.”
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Hi, Chrys! Yes, it seems there are many ways to misspell this one…
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A winner of an explanation, Sue, and a perfect little ditty to help me remember the spelling. I’m fairly certain you’ve cured me of making that mistake from here on out.
And also, I’m hungry for pie.
😛
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Thanks, Shelley! Just be careful which pie you pick. 😉
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What a great theme idea! I always struggle with spelling definitely, so I’m not surprised that it’s the most misspelled word in the English language.
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Hi, Julie! Welcome to my blog, I appreciate you taking the time to comment. I’m happy you like the theme!
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I defin-ate-ly love pie and pi 🙂 Do you celebrate International Pi Day? 3.14 🙂
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🙂 You know, I haven’t been celebrating Pi day, but I’m thinking I should!
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When I was younger I could spell definite but got tripped up when it became definitely and also tried to insert an a. When I finally looked at it one rag and realized the root word, I never misspelled it again. Great post!
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Thanks, Sabina! I think a lot of tricky words come down to knowing the root, and then they are much easier to deal with. 🙂
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I can’t actually remember if is peel it with an “I” or with an “a” but now I do know it is definitely an “a” :D. Thank you! 🙂
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Ha ha! You’re welcome, Ameena! Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
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Wow, thanks for the shout out! I’ve been out of cyberspace for a few days, and I’m just now seeing this! Love the post!
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No problem, Nicole! Glad you like it. Thanks for giving me the word for my “D” post. 🙂
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Great story, Sue! That’s one thing about your entertaining posts — I can never think of those words in the same way again. 🙂
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Hopefully that’s a good thing! 😉 Glad you like them, Lori.
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Definitely a good thing. Always makes me smile.
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Oh this word. I definitely misspell definitely on a daily basis. So much so that my word processor automatically autocorrects definately to definitely now. Thank heavens for spell checkers.
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Yes, in this case, spell check is definitely our friend!
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